So I honestly haven't felt the need for a blog before. I usually subject the poor fools in IRC or following me on Twitter to my rants but holy shit this one is big. So fair warning I'm highly pissed and there will most likely be a lot of swearing in this post.
So for those who don't know I've had a period of bad luck that had me living back at home with my mother. So my mom went and met someone, good for her. After a bit she broke up with said person. Why? Because the person was a fucking nut job. Not the quirky, funny nut job but like rubber room and a straight jacket kind of nut job. So a few months pass and bam, they're back together. WTF!? Why? Because said nut job promised things would be better. Really? You really fell for that shit? Cause no one has ever promised things would be better if someone came back to them and then went missing a few months later. Nope, nothing could possibly go wrong there. Oh wait, let's make it better. Now she wants to MOVE IN with said nut job. Seriously? You guys were back together for like a week and it's a great idea to move in together huh. Fine, whatever. So now she's moving out of her house, the house I was living in with her. So what about me? Well I have 3 months to find work, in a shitty economy, and either move, or find someone to live there with me. Fine, 3 month is great. Fast forward one month and I get a call from my mom, gotta move out in one month because she decided she was gonna find renters before my time was up. FUCK! So now I'm still looking for work and in a scramble of trying to find a place to stay. Now I fucking lucked out on finding a place to stay, friend promised to help me get around and find work and all(that's another rant all together).
So fast forward another 3 months after I move and things are getting better. I have a job, a place to stay, working on my license, have other job prospects I'm looking at. Fine and dandy. Then today my mom calls. Guess what, after less then 6 months she's moving again. Why? BECAUSE SHIT WASN'T ANY DIFFERENT! Big fucking surprise. So let me make sure I have this right, I was forced to uproot my life and move so you could go live with someone because they fucking promised things would be different and instead of playing wait and see to be sure you were STUPID enough to fucking believe them? Oh, I DO have that right. Just fucking checking. I mean seriously, I know she's not the brightest bulb in the box but FUCK. However payback is a fucking bitch. She's got less then 30 days to move. She can't fight it because there's no renter's agreement and in the state of Maryland a notice of eviction in a case with no renter's agreement is only needed once permanent residency has been established, which takes, you got it, 6 months. Also since she has a renter's agreement with the people renting FROM her she'd have to give them at least 30 days notice to vacate. So here I sit typing this with a mix of "Oh you bitch" and "ha! karma fucking sucks doesn't it?"
